Justin Bieber’s Fake Mustache Is Fooling Exactly No One

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Or should we say "Justin Bieber"?

A man we think might be Justin Bieber attempted to disguise himself in Amsterdam today with a dark brown wig, black mustache and goatee. The mystery man was seen crossing a street while dribbling a soccer ball before entering a coffee shop, sitting down, and then, later, leaving with drink in hand, typical Bieber things but this man was most definitely not Justin Bieber, because he had facial hair and Justin does not. Such a mystery!

However, this man does have a tattoo of the word "patience" clearly visible on his neck and was wearing a typical Bieberian off-duty uniform: Oversized white T-shirt, tapered drop-crotch cargo pants, and a red flannel shirt draped self-conscientiously over one shoulder/arm.

And what about the tufts of blond hair sticking out from under his wig? Bieber is that you?

Of course we can't be sure, but what it looks like is the pop star going undercover as a normal person, a regular Joe like you or me. This is his chance to casually go out for coffee in a totally normal way. And of course he brought his soccer ball for a regular walk with his extremely jacked buddy who prefers to walk three to fives steps behind. Nothing weird about that at all. Just very normal stuff here.

Sadly his poorly executed getup was not enough to hide him from the world's gaze—We see you man who is absolutely not Justin Bieber. We see you.

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