Over 100 women weigh in on the costumes they love and the ones they wish you'd never wear ever again.
Halloween is a time for fantasy, lowered inhibitions, and for some of you, meeting women at parties. So while we respect your decision to dress like a complete crazy person this one night of the year—heck, we encourage it!—we also want to help you navigate the minefield that is impersonating another human/animal/inanimate object while trying to get your flirt on. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: get through the weekend (and Monday too) without offending anyone or getting shot down by the lady you're crushing on. With that in mind, we surveyed over a hundred women to find out what they actually want you to wear and what they're sort of creeped out by this Halloween.
This is the one day you can be any man you want. Why not be somebody really sexy? Turns out the sexiest costume is one you may already have in your closet.
A. Swimmer Ryan Lochte (not faux robbery Ryan Lochte)
B. Oiled Up Tongan Flag Bearer
E. Canadian President Justin Trudeau
Which of the following costumes would you find the most clever?
If you're not into dressing like a heartthrob, that's cool. Women love a well thought out joke almost as much as (and sometimes more than) they love good looks.
E. Eleven from Stranger Things
Which of the following costumes do you least want to see?
If you were considering dressing up in any of the costumes below, you might want to reconsider. But just a head's up that more than half of the women we surveyed agreed they don't need to see anymore of one man in particular.
A. Donald Trump (with or without a Billy Bush wingman)
What’s the One Costume You Never Want to See A Guy Wearing?
The overwhelming response to this question was "please don't be racist". But women also had more specific pet peeves when it comes to bad and creepy costumes. We broke them down for you below.
No Dicks: "Dick in a box", "Giant penis costume", "Penis", "Full body penis costume", "Dick in a box", "Anything involving a penis/boner. That is so immature and we get it already, you have a dick. Enough.", "A big penis, condom, or anything that says 'blow here'", "d*ck in a box"
No Trumps: "No Trump! Please no Trump. In fact, stay away from any politicians, unless we talking Hamilton.", "Tiffany Trump", "Donald Trump"
Nothing Offensive: "Anything involving blackface", "Any blackface. NO!", "No fucking blackface or anything even close to it.", "Anything racist or anything that makes getting around him at a party difficult.", "Bloody Tampon", "Something racist or sexist", "Anything racist or racist in nature", "Native American", "No black/red/yellowface, no half-assed drag, and NO CLOWNS", "Any kind of stupid sex joke or anti-feminist thing that's 'just a joke'", "Rosie the Riveter", "Nazi or Hitler Costume", "Blackface or making fun of black culture", "No racial stereotypes ever - I don't care how clever you think you're being."
No Babies: "Giant baby", "Baby (men in diapers scare me)", "A baby. Men think it's hilarious to dress up as babies but it's so fucking creepy.", "Baby costume complete with pacifier.", "A baby in a diaper", "A Baby wearing diapers"
No Clowns: "IT the clown", "A clown costume", "Scary Clown", "Clown"
"Kim Kardashian's Paris robber :("
"FBI (Female body inspector)"
"Borat with the thong onesie"
"That played out banana suit"
"Toilet seat... I saw it on a morning news station it was horrible. Plus, the light switch that says 'turn me on'"
Finally, one lovely woman respects your freedom to wear whatever the f*ck you want. Please don't disappoint her.
"It's none of my business what men wear"
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